Game review - SPORE!

This game is so COOL! Its about   e v o l u t i o n

When I started spore I thought 'This game is easy!' but then I moved on to the tribal stage (it goes: cell -> creature -> tribal -> civilisation -> space) and I got pommeled like a grape. The Cyan tribe hated me, They attacked me, Stole from me when I was Out at another tribe making peace and killed me off TWICE! That doesn't happen when I play...

I made this little creature myself :D

In Spore you make EVERYTHING!!!! The creatures, cars, planes, boats, spaceships and Houses! It wasn't  expensive at all... £20 I think.
I got a add-on with it though. Its called 'Creepy and Cute'. you get new stuff like legs and eyes and arms and... I better stop!

OVERALL RESULTS

Single player- AMAZING!
Multi player- N/A but there is sharing creations
Create mode - AMAZING!!!!! AMAZING!!!
Quality- IM OUT OF BREATH!

Age- 12+
Includes- AMAZINGNESS!!
                               

            10/10!

Happy Wheels - Review

Happy Wheels is a VERY gory game. I don't advise playing it...

Notice my leg...

I started off thinking Ill do a rope swing... so I found one and when I got to the 2nd rope my arms fell off in a shower of blood. I played it for 10 minutes. It may be gory, But its addictive! The levels where you don't die are the best. Here is a screen shot off me playing.
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You can create and share levels. Creating levels are usually tricky. The game is located on a website called: http://www.totaljerkface.com/

OverAll Results 

Make stuff 3D is hard -_-

Story - N/A

Community - LOADS!

Create mode - Terrible

Quality - Excellent

Age - N/A (it should be 24)

Includes - Violence, Violence,Violence and GORE!

Network - Interwebs!

Rating - 5/10

Portal 2 - review

Portal 2 is a complicated game ._.

The story is a that Aperture science has been abandoned and YOU are a surviver of GlaD0s reign of terror. In portal 1 you defeat GlaD0s and shut her down, thats all I know about portal 1. When you wake up you find yourself in a apartment room. A small round robot suspended from the ceiling knocks on your door.  Its comes in and talks to you, then it goes into a box at the top and your apartment is a crate that the robot drives into a wall for you to escape. I'm not going to spoil the rest!

GlaD0s -->


OVERALL RESULTS


Story - Excellent!
Community - co-op, Steam - Good
Create mode - NA
Quality - very good
PlaystationMove - NA

Age - 12 or over                
Includes - VIOLENCE, BAD LANGUAGE, ONLINE
Network - Steam              ^ not really bad ^


RATING
8/10